Woman Steals 26 Boxes of Condoms, Huggies, and Cotton Balls

October 26, 2011 by  
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Investigators said Alexandrea Brooks entered the Walgreens store in Marietta Sept. 11 and left with 26 boxes of condoms, a pack of cotton balls, a box of Huggies baby wipes and an ovulation test kit, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Tuesday.


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Was this woman planning on having the Mother of all Swinger parties? Though some may condemn her promiscuity, if that’s the case, I applaud her for practicing safe sex.

In case some of the condoms failed Brooks was prepared, she bought a box of Huggies. If Brooks has a baby I’m sure she will return to Walgreens to steal baby formula, baby bottles and more diapers.

Let’s hope Brooks doesn’t have any more babies, under her tutelage they would grow up to be thieves.

Outrage: Thieves Steal 700-Pound Statue Of A Pelican

October 11, 2011 by  
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Police in California are offering $1,000 for information leading to the culprits behind the theft of a 700-pound pelican statue.

Novato police said the sculpture, which the Novato City Council commissioned for Scottsdale Pond park in 2007 for $27,500, was apparently stolen during the weekend, the Marin Independent Journal reported Monday.


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It takes a lot of boldness to steal a 700-pound statue, this isn’t a caper that you can pull off on the sly. You need a flatbed truck, some type of equipment to lift the statue, and at least two or three strong men.

Who would want to steal a 700-pound statue of a pelican? You can’t pawn it, sell it on eBay or advertise it for sale in the local newspaper.

The thieves might as well return the statue to the park.