Buglar Breaks Into Homes To Steal Men’s Shoes

January 10, 2010  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“A burglar broke into Justin Coolihan’s home, stealing all of his shoes and a picture of Coolihan with his 2-year-old goddaughter.
 
The robber left the sandals.
 
Coolihan is not alone in being the victim of such odd crimes. A serial burglar has been breaking into Newark, Del., homes and stealing only men’s shoes and photographs with men in them. Five homes have had similar break-ins from Dec. 26 to Jan. 3, police said.”
 
 
I have a strong box where I keep my jewelry, important documents and other valuables. But I didn’t think I would ever need to install a dead bolt on my closet doors.
 
What kind of a twisted burglar risks significant prison time by breaking into homes to steal mens’ shoes? Why doesn’t the fool buy twenty pair of men’s shoes to satisfy his kinky fetish?
 
There is no truth to the rumor that the weird burglar is Richard Simmons.
 
This fool better not break into my home, if my dogs don’t tear him to shreds, I will blow him away to Kingdom Come. If someone breaks into my residence it doesn’t matter if he attempts to steal shoes or jewelry, he’s toast.
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