Burglar Stuck In Grease Vent For Six Hours

August 31, 2010  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“Police in South Carolina said a burglary suspect was stuck in a grease vent at a restaurant for more than six hours.

 
North Charleston police said a worker at Shoney’s restaurant called 911 at about 4:47 a.m. Monday and said she heard cries for help upon entering the closed eatery, The (Charleston, S.C.) Post and Courier reported Tuesday.
 
Police said they discovered Kevin Michael Harley, 23, stuck vertically in a vent above a stove.”
 
UPI
 
Police say that the idiot had been stuck for about six hours before the restaurant worker called 911.
 
The Shoney’s worker who called 911 is a lot more sympathetic and forgiving that I am, I would have pretended that I couldn’t hear him. Not only would I not have called the cops, but I would have turned on the oven.
 
Harley was wearing socks on his hand to avoid leaving fingerprints. The idiot doesn’t take his profession seriously, he should have been wearing rubber gloves.
 
The oxygen thief was charged with burglary in the second-degree, it’s too bad he didn’t suffer from second-degree burns.
 
The sorry excuse for a human being should try an easier heist next time, like taking candy from a baby. He might be able to handle that without screwing it up.

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