Burglars Steal Condom Machine! Why?

March 24, 2011  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“Police in a Washington city said burglars targeting a pub stole a condom machine and damaged an ATM.

Bellingham Police spokesman Mark Young said one or more burglars entered the Quarterback Pub, which has been closed since February 2010, late Monday or early Tuesday and stole the condom machine from a bathroom and pried open an ATM, The Bellingham Herald reported Thursday.”


Maybe the burglars hit the jackpot with the ATM, and they decided to celebrate their good fortune by having sex with each other. These burglars believe in practicing safe sex, so they decided to steal the condom machine.

But if the business has been closed since February 2010 there probably wasn’t’t any money in the ATM. So why did the idiots steal the condom machine? It’s not like there’s a lot of money in the machine, and they won’t make a killing selling condoms.

These clowns should take save the condoms for their next stint in prison, maybe they can convince their prison boyfriends to wear them.


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