Chicken Channel Features Chickens Roasting 24/7

February 25, 2011  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“Some Canadian cable subscribers will soon be able to watch a restaurant chain’s chickens spinning and roasting on rotisseries 24 hours a day.

The Swiss Chalet chain, which specializes in roasted chicken and ribs, announced on Facebook, in conjunction with Rogers Cable, viewers will be able to watch chickens roasting around the clock on Channel 208 beginning Monday.

The all-chicken roasting channel is scheduled to run for 13 weeks, the company said.”


I don’t mind watching a chicken spinning and roasting on a rotisserie for an hour, as long as I get to eat the chicken when it’s down.

But watching a chicken roasting for hours on end on TV is pointless, there’s no payoff. It’s like watching a stripper go through her gyrations for an hour, but she never takes of her bra or panties.

But I must admit that watching a chicken spin on a rotisserie is more fun than watching golf, I hope my cable system replaces “The Golf Channel” with the “Chicken Roasting Channel.”


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