Church Giving “Great Sex” Seminar In School May Get Booted

“A church giving sermons about sex may have to find a new home. Brevard Public School District’s risk-management department has threatened to boot New Hope Church out of Sherwood Elementary because of a worship series titled ‘Great Sex for You.’

The Associated Press

If an individual’s sex life lacks excitement, he will rent a porn video to learn a few new tricks. A pastor is the last person on Earth he would go to for advice on how to spice up his sex life.

If a Christian needs help understanding the Book of Revelation he’ll seek a minister, but if he wants to learn how to get his groove on he will make an appointment with a sex therapist or a prostitute. You know, Render unto Caesar?

Why isn’t the church holding the “Great Sex for You” workshop in its sanctuary? Maybe it’s because the pastor finds a sex seminar in a church incongruous. Sex and religion just don’t go together, I bet even the most devout Christian married couple doesn’t say a prayer before having sex.

Most Christians are uptight about sex, and I wish the pastor success with his sex seminar. If the church is kicked out of the elementary school, maybe they should hold their sex worship series in a strip club.

No related posts.