Couple Arrested For Sex Outside Of Windsor Castle
May 3, 2009
Filed under Weird Stuff
“Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon. So it didn’t take long for people to realize that something was out of order when an inebriated couple arrived from a nearby restaurant and began having sex on a grass bank outside the castle, according to witnesses.
The Associated Press
We’ve all had romantic dinners at fancy restaurants, but regardless how many glasses of wine we consumed, we didn’t top of the night by having sex outside of city Hall. I must confess that more than a few of my dinner dates have ended up at the Sleazy Easy Motel, but I’ve never had a burning desire to do the nasty in front of the White House.
You just don’t start making love on a grass bank outside of Windsor Castle without first talking about it. I wonder how their conversation went…
Woman: That was a wonderful dinner, the steak was grilled to perfection, and the wine was simply divine. The ambience at the restaurant was quiet and peaceful. I don’t want this evening to end, what do we do now sweetheart? Go to a movie? Have a nice leisurely walk? Go to a museum?
Man: That red meat has me juices stirred up. Let’s make bloody love outside of Windsor Castle, and give these wan*ers a bloody show!
Woman: OK! That will work.
There’s always a Japanese tourist with a camera, and the sexual exploits of the randy couple can probably be seen on YouTube.
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