Cowards Hide In Waste Container: Afraid Of Piggies!

December 14, 2009  
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“German police have rescued four frozen walkers who phoned from a waste container begging to be saved from roving wild boars.
 
Police in Darmstadt, south of Frankfurt, said they received an emergency call from a man who said he and three companions had fled into the container after being surprised by a group of boars during a night-time walk in the woods.”
 
The Press Association
 
I’m not a macho man, but I’d rather be dead than call the police begging to be saved from wild boars. If a pig threatened me, he would end up as sausages, pork skins and pork chops.
 
What were those four yahoos doing taking a walk in the woods late at night? If you ask me those four cowards ended up exactly where they belong: In a waste container!
 
When the cops arrived he found the four idiots shivering in the waste container, and not a single little piggy in sight!
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