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Dude Attacks Fiancee: She Didn’t Prepare Hoagie To His Liking

April 8, 2009 by Robert Paul Reyes  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“Feeding picky eaters can be a pain.

Just ask Lyndel Toppin’s fiancée, whose middle finger was almost chopped off when Toppin allegedly attacked her with a kitchen knife, according to Upper Darby police.

The reason for the assault, cops say, was a poorly made meatball sandwich. Specifically, the cheese placement was all wrong, which infuriated Toppin.”

We all know a finicky eater, I have a friend who will only eat Oscar Mayer hot dogs, and another one who will only eat microwave popcorn  if it’s the Orville Redenbacher Natural Popcorn brand.

But Toppin takes the cake, he practically amputated his fiancee’s finger because she didn’t properly place the cheese on his hoagie.

My hoagie has to be made using an oblong roll, split lengthwise and filled with various meats and spices. The guy  behind the counter can use roast beef, salami or pepperoni, but he must fix my sandwich using only Provolone cheese. However I won’t jump the counter and beat the hell out of him if he uses a different kind of cheese.

I don’t think the “chef” in the slammer is going to fix Toppin’s bologna sandwiches to his specifications. 
Toppin’s fiancee is lucky she didn’t lose her finger, I hope she kicks this finicky loser to the curb.

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/local/20090403_Cops__Man_who_didn_t_like_sandwich_attacks_fiance.html

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