Dude Breaks Into Fenced-In Hot Tub, Calls Cops, Wants Hug

“Police in Oregon said a homeless man broke into a fenced-in hot tub and — after about 10 hours in the water — called 911 to ask for a hug and hot chocolate.

Police arrived to find Mark Eskelsen … naked in the hot tub. He was arrested and charged with second-degree criminal trespass and improper use of the 911 system.”

UPI

After breaking into a fenced-in hot tub and marinating for 10 hours doesn’t everyone want to top off the night by getting a hug from a cop and drinking a cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows?

This joker will spend a couple of nights in jail, where he won’t get a cup of hot cocoa, but he just might get a hug, and much more than he wants, from a fellow jailbird.

There is no mention in the UPI article if Eskelsen got a hug from the cop, he’s be lucky if he didn’t get a kick in his rear end.

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