Dude Caught Driving With Coffin Full Of Weed

William Dale Crock of Cave City, Ark., was in jail Friday on a marijuana possession charge, plus traffic and seat beat violations.

Dallas police say Crock was arrested Wednesday when bundles of marijuana were discovered under the casket’s cover and pillow.”

The Associated Press

If I were hauling 100 pounds of weed in my vehicle, I would drive like an old lady; I wouldn’t want to do anything to attract the attention of the cops. But like the stereotypical stoner this Crock dude was driving without a seatbelt and disobeying the rules of the load. Dude, doesn’t everybody drive around with a casket full of marijuana?

Crock ran a red light and made several improper lane changes, he’d better abide traffic regulations or he might end up in casket.

It was a police dog that alerted the police to the presence of weed in the casket. It’s heart-wrenching when you read about man’s best friend narking on a dude just trying to make a living.

In a Cheech and Chong movie everyone including the dog would get high smoking the weed, but unfortunately this is real life and Crock is in deep crap.