Dude Detained At Airport For Hiding 18 Monkeys Under His Shirt

July 21, 2010  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“Police in the Mexican capital said they detained a man at an airport who had 18 monkeys, two of them dead, hidden in a belt beneath his clothes.
 
Mexico’s Pubic Safety Department said Roberto Sol Cabrera Zavaleta, 38, who arrived at the Mexico City airport from Lima, Peru, was stopped due to a bulge beneath his shirt and officers discovered he was hiding the small titi monkeys in a belt under his clothes, CNN reported Tuesday.”
 
UPI
 
This may seem like inconsequential monkey business, but Zavaleta has committed a serious crime, and he deserves to spend a few years behind bars.
 
Titi monkeys are on the endangered species list, and this clown killed two of the precious critters.
 
Zavaleta is a freakin’ idiot,  how could he possibly have thought that he could get away with hiding 18 monkeys under his shirt. He deserves to rot in hell.
 
 
 
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