Dude Offers Cops “Last Tree In Universe”

March 11, 2010  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“Authorities in Oklahoma said a man who crashed into a parking lot walked into a jail and offered a stick he called the ‘last tree in the universe’ as payment.
 
The deputies said Bailey left after being told the stick was not an acceptable form of payment and threw a brick through a jail window.”
 
UPI
 
What would make a man think that a stick was the last tree in the universe, and that it would get him off the hook for crashing into a parking lot?
 
It’s usually drugs or alcohol that makes a man act irrationally, and in this case it comes as no surprise that the cops found meth in the dude’s vehicle.
 
The suspect was arrested on drug charges, and tossed into the slammer. Unfortunately, this guy isn’t the last idiot in the universe.
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