Dude Paints Giant Penis On Roof Of Parent’s Mansion

“An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

The BBC article doesn’t mention how the parents found out that their son had painted a huge drawing of a phallus on the roof of their mansion. Most people look at their homes on Google Earth, I imagine that millionaires are no different. I can imagine the couple clicking on Google Earth to admire their magnificent home, only to discover that there’s a giant penis painted on the roof. I’m sure they hit the roof, especially when they found out that obscene painting had been there for a year.

This slacker spends his time traveling and defacing his parent’s property, the parents should cut off his financial support if he doesn’t enroll in college when he comes back from his road trip.

I hope nobody plays this prank on me, I would feel like a real di** if I discovered a giant penis on the roof of my humble home.