Egyptian Dude Cuts Off Penis To Protest Parents’ Choice Of Bride

June 2, 2009  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“AN Egyptian cut off his penis today in protest at his parents’ choice of bride, a police official said.
The 25-year-old labourer from the village of Sheikh Eissa in southern Egypt was taken to hospital in stable condition, the official said, adding that the man had also mutilated his testicles.
‘He was in love with a woman but his parents rejected her and told him to marry another woman he didn’t want. He took a knife and cut off his penis in his room.’”

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25566312-5005961,00.html

This story makes men instinctively cross their legs, and causes even the most cold-hearted woman to wince.

If this dude’s mother serves him spaghetti instead of his favorite meal of fried camel, is he going to cut off his tongue in protest?

It takes a lot of balls and no brain to take such drastic action. Why didn’t he take a symbolical step like destroying his remote control or emptying his gun of bullets?

Physicians were unable to reattached the severed penis.

I’m sure this idiot’s true love is going to welcome him with open arms — Yeah, right! The wankless wonder’s only hope for companionship is a camel.

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