Gaga Uh La La A-Lady Gaga`s “Bad Romance” a Money Machine!

Shazam! I just viewed Lady Gaga`s video, Bad Romance. A feast for the eyes and the ears! It`s been seen 36,734,082 times, as of today. The costumes are mostly in white with funny cone head headdresses. *(I was reminded of the ritual dance scene in Stanley Kubrick`s Eyes Wide Shut.) Lady Gaga cuts a mean rug too, didn`t know she could dance? Gaga does it all-fully rounded, versatile performance artist. Superlatives are the only thing that come to mind when experiencing this fairly new artist. And I don`t even have The Fame Monster yet! That will change.

But you think that I`m GOO GOO over GAGA, you ought to read the piece in The Los Angeles Times today, Lady Gaga is using her pipes for pitches by Dan Neil. Dan sings her praises to a infinitesimal rhapsodic timbre. The gist of this is that Gaga is dishin` out art and advertising with the same blotted paint brush. I thought capitalism and art were contradictions? Wrong! Review your Andy Warhol again to see how these extremes can be integrated.

Gaga successfully pedals 10 products in the Bad Romance video, as Dan Neil has told us. Here they are: a black ipod, Philippe Starck Parrot wireless speakers, Nemiroff vodka, Gaga designed Heartbeat headphones, Carrera sunglasses, Nintendo Wii handsets, Hewlett-Packard Envy computers, a Burberry coat, Alexander McQueen hyper-heels and plenty of LaPerla lingerie.

Lady Gaga is helping these companies to push their sales through the roof! Gaga is Fort Knox now. I just wish a few of those gold coins would roll my way… *(check out my review of The Fame.)

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