Girl Gone Wild At McDonald’s

 

She caused thousands of dollars in damage to the restaurant at 3255 Main St.

 

Police said she complained about her hamburger. Employees offered to replace it. She demanded her money back. Employees declined.”

 

 

A sane person doesn’t walk into a McDonald’s expecting his taste buds to explode in an orgasm of culinary delight.

 

If I order a Quarter Pounder hamburger, and I I’m handed a bun with a hamburger, tomato and lettuce, and it doesn’t make me gag, I’m satisfied.

 

This pathetic woman probably works a menial job, and she’s never dined in a fine establishment, and experienced the satisfaction of complaining to a waiter that the fillet mignon is not up to par. So this wicked witch takes out all the frustrations of her meaningless existence on the hardworking McDonald’s employees

 

I hope she’s quickly apprehended and tossed into jail for a few weeks, where she will be fed bland food that will make a McDonald’s hamburger taste like a gourmet meal.

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