Holy Bird Crap! Canopy To Be Erected To Catch Pigeon Poop!

July 29, 2010  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“Community leaders in Kansas City, Mo., say they will suspend a fabric canopy under a highway to catch pigeon waste to try to keep a sidewalk clean.”

 
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There must be a better solution to this vexing problem, having a fabric canopy chock full of pigeons droppings over a sidewalk is like having the Sword of Damocles over your head.
 
This is a case of the solution being worse than the problem. It is unsanitary and disgusting to have a fabric canopy of bird dung hanging under a highway.
 
“The proposed canopy would be illuminated at night for safety and artistic effect.”
 
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Hello!! There is nothing even remotely artistic about a  canopy full of bird crap.

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