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Holy Bird Crap! Canopy To Be Erected To Catch Pigeon Poop!

July 29, 2010 by Robert Paul Reyes  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“Community leaders in Kansas City, Mo., say they will suspend a fabric canopy under a highway to catch pigeon waste to try to keep a sidewalk clean.”

 
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There must be a better solution to this vexing problem, having a fabric canopy chock full of pigeons droppings over a sidewalk is like having the Sword of Damocles over your head.
 
This is a case of the solution being worse than the problem. It is unsanitary and disgusting to have a fabric canopy of bird dung hanging under a highway.
 
“The proposed canopy would be illuminated at night for safety and artistic effect.”
 
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Hello!! There is nothing even remotely artistic about a  canopy full of bird crap.
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