Horny Couple Breaks Into House To Do The Nasty

“A Florida couple arrested for allegedly breaking into a home told officers they were looking for a place to ‘make out,’ police said.”

UPI

If a dude tells his hook-up “Baby I can’t afford to rent a room at a motel, let’s break into this vacant home to do the nasty”, that’s a good sign that she’s hooked up with a loser.

Girlfriend should have kicked the broke loser to the curb, now she’s going to be spending the night in jail.

The cops discovered the couple on the floor of the house getting their freak on. These pathetic losers weren’t able to consummate the act.

The only thing this crazy couple accomplished was to provide us with a few laughs.

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