Huge Fat Dude In Dress Tries To Steal Rum & Coke
October 16, 2009
Filed under Weird Stuff
“A 300lb man wearing a black dress tried to steal bottles of rum and cola from a shop in South Dakota before trying to bite an employee and then running away.”
No wonder this clown weighs 300 pounds, he takes a bite of of everything in sight, including store clerks.
The fat tub of lard doesn’t have many dressing options, he might as well don a dress.
The fat fool left the store without the rum and cola, I don’t he’s cut out to be a robber. Maybe he can run away, and join the circus.
It shouldn’t be too difficult for the cops to nab a 300 lb, 6 feet 3 inches tall man wearing a dress.
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