Ill-Timed Potty Break Lands Idiot Robber Behind Bars

April 26, 2010  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“After a man entered the Kangaroo Mart in the 1100 block of Wilroy Road, he threatened the clerk and threw her to the floor before taking an undisclosed amount of cash and fleeing the store, according to police reports.
 
The clerk notified police, who responded from a patrol nearby and were directed by the clerk to the rear of the building, where she’d seen the man run after the robbery. When police got to the rear of the store, they found Sean P. Almond, 43, of Windsor, relieving himself there, Suffolk spokesperson Debbie George said in a press release about the incident.”
 
 
If you rob a Kangaroo Mart, it behooves you to hop out of there as quickly as possible. Sean P. Almond robbed the convenience store, and instead of making a quick getaway he piddled around, urinating behind the store.
 
The hapless robber was caught by the police with his pants down, and he was charged with armed robbery and urinating in public.
 
Almond is such an idiot that when he is in the prison communal shower he will bend over to pick up his soap when he drops it.

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