Lady Kills Boyfriend In Dispute Over Dog

“A Lebanon County woman is accused of stabbing her live-in boyfriend to death Thursday night at their Annville Township home.

 

Pamela Poorman, 55, has been charged with criminal homicide. Police said she killed Larry Coletti, 51, inside trailer No. 57 at Stonehill Park.”

 

 

What horrible thing did this guy do to make his girlfriend stab him to death? They are residents of a trailer park, I figure it had to be something sleazy and low-down. Maybe the guy came home drunk every night, or he cheated with the midget porn star who lives next door.

 

Wrong answer! The dude yelled at his old lady because she was feeding the dog before serving dinner. Naturally, the woman responded by stabbing her lover boy to death. They live in a trailer park after all!

 

I hope the law goes easy on Pamela, she had every right to feed the dog before serving dinner. A dog is a faithful and loving companion, he never lets his owner down, and he deserves to be treated like a king. When I come home from a hard’s days work, before I do anything else I feed my two dogs.

 

The hapless fellow deserved his fate; the woman belongs behind bars, but the poor pooch doesn’t deserve to be out in the cold. I hope the authorities find a good home for him.