Nude Drunk Enters Wrong Hotel Room

“An extremely drunk, naked man lost his way at a New Zealand hotel and ended up sleeping in the wrong room, forcing its female occupant to hide in the bathroom, local media reported.

 

The man, who could not remember whom he had been with nor what room he had been in, and had no clothes or wallet.

 

Police gave him a ride home clad in a hotel bathrobe, but let him off after the guests and hotel decided not to press charges.”

 

Reuters

 

The drunk may have lost his clothes, wallet and self-respect, but he should consider himself lucky. If a nude drunk stumbled into my hotel room, I would beat the living daylights out of him.

 

The Reuters article states that the man booked a room at the hotel with a female companion. I have a sneaking suspicion that this nameless female is in possession of the drunk’s wallet.

 

Hopefully this embarrassing incident will convince the hapless, befuddled and inebriated fool to go to rehab.