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OMG: Tiger Woods Pretended To Be Nerdy Innocent In Topless Bars

December 20, 2009 by Robert Paul Reyes  
Filed under Sports, Top Story

Orlando-based Corona Cigar Co. said it is offering the embattled golfer a $100,000 endorsement deal.

That means the company is willing to have its name attached to a guy who isn’t even playing golf right now, so he can clean up his act and save his family.” Allison Walker/http://www.cfnews13.com/

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but when the skank crazy Tiger Woods is brandishing a cigar it can only be interpreted as a phallic symbol.

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2 Responses to “OMG: Tiger Woods Pretended To Be Nerdy Innocent In Topless Bars”

  1. Djjohnson on January 22nd, 2010 11:43 pm

    Tiger is not in rehab , He’s at TAMETHETIGERBOBBLE.com .

  2. Mason Parker on August 2nd, 2010 3:17 am

    Tiger Woods is great at golf and i guess he is also great at picking up women

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