Priest Arrested For Possessing Cocaine

“Philadelphia police today announced that a Roman Catholic priest has been charged for allegedly possessing a ‘small quantity’ of cocaine.

 

James B. Shimsky, a priest in the Diocese of Scranton, was arrested Jan. 30 in North Philadelphia. Narcotics officers saw a man in a silver Jeep Liberty engage in a drug transaction at 10:40 a.m. on the 3300 block of N. 5th Street, police said.”

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/84264347.html

 

The police didn’t charge the padre with “allegedly” possessing cocaine. There was no question that the cokehead priest had cocaine in his possession, “allegedly” is a word for lawyers, and journalists, not cops.

At least this priest wasn’t arrested for sexually molesting young boys, I’d rather a  priest snort cocaine than molest children.

 

When this priest “repents” and returns to minister to his congregation, I’m sure that the parishioners will continue to put money in the collection plates. The priest will thank god and snort some coke in celebration of the congregation’s blind faith.

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