Superman Arrested For Impersonating Speed Bump

“Maksim Katsnelson, 23, was found flat on his back by police in front of New York’s Trump International Hotel while he was dressed as the Man of Steel, the New York Post reported Thursday.

‘I’m just tired. I’m not going anywhere,’ prosecutors quoted ‘Superman’ as telling officers who told him to move.

Jacqueline Samuels, Katsnelson’s lawyer, said he attempted to flee when officers prepared to arrest him, but he was stopped with the use of pepper spray. Katsnelson told the New York Daily News the stunt was to protest Trump’s ‘monopoly’ on ‘ugly buildings.’”

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Superman leaps over tall buildings in a single bound bound and saves damsels in distress, he would never just plop down on the street and imitate a speed bump. I’m glad this joker was arrested, he’s giving the real superhero a bad name.

Only Kryptonite can stop the real Superman, this clown was incapacitated by pepper spray. Katsnelson needs to hang up his Superman tights, he’s totally unworthy of impersonating the beloved crime fighter.

Trump’s buildings are an abomination, but there are better ways to protest the gazillionaire’s vain habit of naming ugly buildings after himself.