100-Proof Turkey For Thanksgiving?

November 24, 2009 by  
Filed under Weird Stuff

 
O’Casey’s bar in Manhattan is serving a 100-proof turkey for Thanksgiving.

 

Let’s face it, turkeys are bland and unappetizing. A typical Thanksgiving turkey meal has 101 sides because the main dish is so lackluster. If a turkey tasted good, you wouldn’t have to stuff it to the gills with stuffing.
 
A 100-proof turkey is an excellent idea, it helps you forget that the turkey doesn’t have much of a taste.
 
If I lived in Manhattan I would say “to hell with Thanksgiving with the family”, and I would drop by O’Casey’s

unveiling the nation’s first 100-proof turkey on Monday.

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