Flying Pasties For Airport Full-Body Scans

July 29, 2010 by  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“A Web site based in Las Vegas is selling stick-on ‘Flying Pasties’ to shy airline travelers fearful of full-body scanners.

Flyingpasties.com said the products come in a ‘male bottom’ and a three-piece female set designed to conceal the private parts of the wearers from full-body scanners at airports, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported Thursday.

However, Transportation Security Administration spokeswoman Sari Koshetz said anything the scanners identify as ‘an anomaly’ results in additional screening, including possible full-body pat downs.”

UPI

Ten bucks is a small price for a man to pay to protect his manhood for becoming an object or fascination or ridicule.

It seems unfair that the three-piece female set goes for 17 bucks, women should file a discrimination suit against Flyingpasties.com.

I no longer travel by airplane, it’s too much of a hassle. Thank goodness that I’m not forced to wear pasties when I travel by train, at least not yet.