Moron Steals Police License Plate

June 21, 2011 by  
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“New York police said a woman was arrested after stealing a license plate off a patrol car and shoving it down her pants.

Police said the woman told the officer the plate had fallen off the vehicle and she was holding it until she could return it to an officer.


If you are caught with a license plate off a patrol car down your pants, it’s a prime example of being caught red-handed. At that point you might as well say “My Bad”, and meekly return the license plate to the cop.

Why would anyone in his right mind steal a license plate from a cop’s car anyway?

The moron was charged with possession of stolen property and petit larceny. I have a feeling that manufacturing license plates will be in her future.

Cop Suspended For Issuing Ticket To 7-Year-Old Boy

January 21, 2011 by  
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“Police in Kentucky said an officer received a 15-day suspension for issuing a ticket to a 7-year-old who struck his truck with a ball.

Louisville Metro Police said an internal investigation concluded with the suspension issued Friday to officer Cody Chapelle, who was found to have issued a ticket for third-degree criminal mischief to a 7-year-old boy who threw a ball that hit the officer’s truck, The (Louisville, Ky.) Courier-Journal reported Thursday.”

Instead of being suspended the officer should have been commended for going the extra mile in service to his community. Instead of ignoring the little brat, the officer taught the kid that actions have consequences, something he apparently hasn’t learned from his parents.
The UPI article doesn’t say if the officer was suspended because the parents complained. The parents should have sent the officer a thank you note for taking the time to teach their son a valuable.
Most cops wouldn’t have issued a ticket to the boy, only because they hate paperwork. Officer Cody Chapelle is a credit to the Louisville Metro Police department.

Cop Quits After He Was Caught Having Sex On The Job

January 5, 2011 by  
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A Florida police corporal resigned after 24 years on the job when Internal Affairs officers caught him having sex in the back of his vehicle while on duty.

Tampa Police Chief Jane Castor said Internal Affairs opened an investigation into Cpl. Scott Guffey, 46, after receiving a tip from a citizen accusing him of inappropriate activity while on duty, WTSP-TV, Tampa, reported Wednesday.

Internal Affairs investigators said they followed Guffey to a public park while he was supposed to be supervising undercover officers, and they witnessed him having sex with a 24-year-old woman in the back seat of his unmarked car during daylight hours.


This cop wasn’t just screwing a hottie, he was screwing the public that he was supposed to “serve and protect”. While he was having sex in the back of his cruiser, he was neglecting to safeguard the safety of the public.

As a supervisor he should have been setting a good example for rookie officers, instead of screwing around on the job.

It’s a good thing that this jerk is no longer on the force — unfortunately he is eligible to collect a $60,000-per-year pension.

Guffey is married with children, let’s hope that his wife kicks him to the curb.

Idiot Burglar Drops Cellphone, Cops Use Phone To Call His Mom

August 20, 2010 by  
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“Police in Georgia said they used a cellphone left behind at the scene of an elementary school burglary to call the suspect’s mother.
Athens-Clarke police said officers responding to an 11:25 p.m. burglar alarm at Howard B. Stroud Elementary School in Athens saw a man drop his cellphone while fleeing the building, the Athens Banner-Herald reported Thursday.”
The cops called a number on his cell phone labeled “mom”, and the mother gave the police all the dirt on her criminal offspring. She told the cops she had kicked the bum out of her house because he was a thief, and she he let them know where they could find the little creep.
I”m sure the cops wish every case were this easy to solve, but not all criminals are idiots.
This mother did the right thing by not coddling or protecting her criminal son, too many parents make excuses for their rotten children.
The thief won’t be able to call his mother when he’s in prison and a huge con wants to get really friendly with him.