Mayor Bans Thongs From “Mayberry With A Beach”

April 23, 2010 by  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“Kure Beach vacationers, leave your thongs at home. At a Thursday meeting, the town council banned the revealing swimwear in response to an e-mail from a hopeful honeymooner.


‘We’re going to keep this as close to Mayberry with a beach as you can keep it,’ Mayor Dean Lambeth said.”
If all the ladies who frequent Kure Beach look like Aunt Bee, then I would be in favor of banning thongs. But I’m sure there are plenty of hotties in Kure Beach who love frolicking in string bikinis. There are also plenty of guys who enjoy the titillating scenery.
The mayor is making a big mistake, who the hell wants to visit a beach the mayor calls ” Mayberry with a beach.”? Most normal people would prefer to go to a beach known as “Sodom And Gomorrah with a beach.”

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