Wicked Old Folks Turn Library Into An Animal House

October 27, 2010 by  
Filed under Weird Stuff

“About 60 senior citizens protested at a Florida library where a 10-year-old weekly current events discussion group was canceled after a heated incident.

The seniors gathered Tuesday at the Delray Beach Public Library to protest the cancellation of the weekly group without discussion leaders being consulted, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported Wednesday.

Library officials said the group had a history of unruly behavior, including frequent shouting matches and a fist fight in the parking lot.”


I don’t blame library officials for cancelling the senior citizens’ discussion group. Many individuals have been asked to leave a library for speaking in a loud tone, these elderly thugs had shouting matches, and fist fights in the parking lot.

The last straw was when a wicked old lady gave some other old coot the finger. The library administrators simply couldn’t allow their hallowed sanctuary to become an Animal House.

These devilish old folks can take out their aggression at a Bingo hall. To heck with the lot of them.

Man, 92, Banned From Libraries For Hitting On Librarians

October 19, 2010 by  
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“Authorities in Florida said a 92-year-old man has been banned from the public library for making unwanted sexual advances to female employees.

The Martin County Sheriff’s Office said Herbert Johnson, 92, of Stuart, was visited at his home by a deputy and given a trespass warning for all county libraries after he was accused of making sexual advances toward employees, WTVJ-TV, Miami, reported Monday.”


There was no need for the UPI writer to stipulate that the sexual advances were unwanted, when you are 92-freaking-years-old all of your sexual advances are going to be unwanted.

This old goat should be banned from every pharmacy in town as well. Maybe if he can’t buy any of the little blue pills he won’t be bothering any ladies.

Herbert should come to grips with the fact that his next date won’t be with a librarian, but with the Grim Reaper.