One-Legged Man Steals One Shoe

October 27, 2009 by  
Filed under Weird Stuff

According to wire reports a single shoe was stolen from a store in Belgium, and the police quickly apprehended a one-legged suspect.
 
I’m not surprised that the crook was caught so quickly, how fast could he run on one leg? Not to mention that a one-legged man stands out like Oprah Winfrey in a support group for anorexics.
 
The one-legged thief must also have half a brain, he should have stolen both shoes to avert suspicion from him.
 
The shoe was recovered by the police. The man should be whacked on the butt with the shoe, and let go. He’s suffered enough, having to get around with only one leg.