Dude Arrested After Calling Cops After Pot Plants Seized

January 5, 2010 by  
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Proving there’s a reason why they call it dope, a Monroe County man was arrested after Monroe County Sheriff’s Deputies left a note in place of some pot plants saying, ‘Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price…we’ll talk.’

Forty-eight-year-old Steven Alan Locasio called the number on the note and asked what he had to do to get the pot plants back, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Department. The plants were seized from a freezer on a wooded lot off of Coco Plum Drive in Marathon. Locasio offered $200 for the safe return of the plants, which detectives agreed to.

Locasio must have been desperate for his marijuana plants, he could have been ambushed by thieves. He’s lucky he’ll be spending the next couple of day in jail, and not in the hospital.
Cops found 20 more pot plants in Locasio’s apartment, and four pounds of freshly harvested weed. There’s no truth to the rumour that the police also found ten pounds of Doritos, and four pounds of Cheetos.
The idiot had plenty of grass to smoke and  to sell, he should not have tried to recover his six pot plants. Locasio must have been smoking too much of his own product.

Search Of Vehicle Turns Up Gift-Wrapped Marijuana

December 26, 2009 by  
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According to wire reports Missouri state troopers seized almost 20 pounds of marijuana from a car this week, most of it in boxes wrapped as Christmas gifts.
The car was stopped for speeding, and the two women for some unexplainable reason gave the cops permission to search the vehicle. When police ask permission to search your automobile — remember just say NO.
There is no truth to the rumor that the ladies were headed to Snoop Dogg’s home.
Santa Claus can skip my house this year, I’d rather those two ladies leave a gift-wrapped box of weed under my tree.
I hope that those two ladies make it safely to enlightened California where smoking weed is no big deal.