Cops Find Box Of Pot Marked With Driver’s Name
March 10, 2010 by Robert Paul Reyes
Filed under Weird Stuff
“Authorities in Florida said a box of marijuana found in a car was labeled with the motorist’s first name and the word ‘pot.’
Pasco County sheriff’s deputies said Rebekah Michal Tracht-Kader, 21, smelled of alcohol and marijuana when she was pulled over for driving through a stop sign at 2 a.m. Saturday in Holiday, Fla., the St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times reported Tuesday.
Deputies said Tracht-Kader had bloodshot eyes and was slurring her speech. They searched the car and discovered a green plastic box labeled ‘Rebekah’s pot’ and containing an undisclosed amount of marijuana.”
UPI
Usually when a stoner is pulled over by the cops, he will swear up and down that he has no clue how the joint got in his ashtray, and he will insist that he didn’t know there was a collection of bongs in his glove compartment. Rebekah made things easy for the cops by labeling the pot with her name.
Nevermind why Rebekah would so stupid to keep a box labeled “Rebekah’s pot” in her car, why did she feel compelled to label her stash of dope? Does she belong to a family of potheads who are always arguing over who owns the stash of weed? Will the cops find several boxes in her home labeled: Daddy’s pot, Junior’s pot, and Baby Samantha’s pot?
If Rebekah doesn’t plead guilty to possession of marijuana, “Rebekah’s pot” is going to be Exhibit A in the trial.
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Dude Arrested After Calling Cops After Pot Plants Seized
January 5, 2010 by Robert Paul Reyes
Filed under Weird Stuff
Proving there’s a reason why they call it dope, a Monroe County man was arrested after Monroe County Sheriff’s Deputies left a note in place of some pot plants saying, ‘Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price…we’ll talk.’
Forty-eight-year-old Steven Alan Locasio called the number on the note and asked what he had to do to get the pot plants back, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Department. The plants were seized from a freezer on a wooded lot off of Coco Plum Drive in Marathon. Locasio offered $200 for the safe return of the plants, which detectives agreed to.
Locasio must have been desperate for his marijuana plants, he could have been ambushed by thieves. He’s lucky he’ll be spending the next couple of day in jail, and not in the hospital.
Cops found 20 more pot plants in Locasio’s apartment, and four pounds of freshly harvested weed. There’s no truth to the rumour that the police also found ten pounds of Doritos, and four pounds of Cheetos.
The idiot had plenty of grass to smoke and to sell, he should not have tried to recover his six pot plants. Locasio must have been smoking too much of his own product.
Search Of Vehicle Turns Up Gift-Wrapped Marijuana
December 26, 2009 by Robert Paul Reyes
Filed under Weird Stuff
According to wire reports Missouri state troopers seized almost 20 pounds of marijuana from a car this week, most of it in boxes wrapped as Christmas gifts.
The car was stopped for speeding, and the two women for some unexplainable reason gave the cops permission to search the vehicle. When police ask permission to search your automobile — remember just say NO.
There is no truth to the rumor that the ladies were headed to Snoop Dogg’s home.
Santa Claus can skip my house this year, I’d rather those two ladies leave a gift-wrapped box of weed under my tree.
I hope that those two ladies make it safely to enlightened California where smoking weed is no big deal.