Thief: God Told Me To Steal Dodge Charger

October 29, 2009  
Filed under Weird Stuff

 

“A man who tried to break into a car showroom claimed that he was doing so under orders from God.
 
The man smashed a window at the dealership in Lexington, Kentucky, but was caught by a security guard before he could make it inside.
 
According to reports, he told the guard he was doing it because God wanted him to steal a Dodge Charger.”
 
 
I wouldn’t so easily dismiss the thief’s claim that God told him to steal a car. If the Almighty speaks to blatant con artists like Pat Robertson and Oral Roberts, why wouldn’t he speak to a car thief?
 
Perhaps the Lord is to blame, he should have spoken to the security guard, and advised him not to arrest the car thief.
 
God never speaks to me, but if He did, with my luck He would probably order me to steal a Ford  Pinto that’s parked in front of a police station.
 

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