Wife Divorces Her Man: Fed Up With Him Cleaning All The Time

“A German woman has divorced her husband because she was fed up with him cleaning all the time.

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Most women can only get their lazy husbands to take out the garbage and help clean the house by threatening to withhold sex. A guy is more comfortable holding a remote than a dish rag. A wife won’t take her man seriously in bed if he has a penchant for donning an apron and dusting the living room furniture. That’s what most of us lazy clods tell ourselves, as our better halves wash the dishes and do the laundry.  

Now we have proof that women really don’t respect dudes who do household chores. A German lady took the drastic action of divorcing her husband because he enjoyed doing household chores. Serves him right for betraying the brotherhood. I hope he enjoys keeping his small apartment clean, while his ex-wife lounges around in the comfortable but dirty house.

The moral of this story is clear: Men have evolved so that we can comfortably and easily hold a remote, nature never intended for us to push a broom or hold a dishrag.

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